So I never learned how to ride a bike. (DON"T JUDGE! I was busy doing other things like playing video games and enjoying cupcakes.) But with this bike you can see below this I might have too...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqCueUsZ7rg&feature=player_embedded
Yes think of how amazing life would be with flame throwers on the handlebars. Seriously I'd watch the Tour de France if I knew one a stage there would be at least one guy on fire. Have you ever smelt a burning Frenchmen? No? No one? That is fine make me feel like the awkward one. Plus I know girls normally go for guys with motorcycles but I think a motorcycle that doesn't have at least a part from a tank on it is now riding bitch. And let us not forget the X-Games. Oh sorry Dave Mirra I can't here you with my seat lodged in your jaw! Clearly it is the must have Christmas gift of the year already!
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